Omegle

hey blog, long time no post yea?

Nih gue mau posting. Tadi pas pelajaran agama, kan pak Nahrawi nya ada tugas keluar, yaudah kita dikasih tugas abis itu bapak nya pergi.

Berhubung tugasnya udh selesai, kan pada main netbook yaudah gue buka juga.

Gue, Dhela, sama Feny ngakak-ngakak sendiri pas main omegle. Nih baca deh apa yang diomongin, sumpah tolol banget :

1. Permasalahan Siapa Sonu

You: hellooo

Stranger: sonu

You: who is sonu?

You: your mom?

Stranger: m/f

You: m

Stranger: yes

You: sonu is your mom?

You: really?

You: sonu is my mom too

Stranger: yes

Stranger: your m/f

Stranger: your name

You: my name is sonu

You: m

Stranger: i am sonu

You: im sonu too

Ngerti gak? yah rada ribet emang. pokoknya gue becanda deh. Abisnya tuh orang belom apa-apa udah bilang sonu2? yaudah gila aja deh gue wakakakaka

2. orang bego yang bilang dia di indonesia, tapi diajak ngomong indonesia ga nyaut2, jawabnya pake bhs inggris mulu dan SANGAT GA NYAMBUNG

You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: show

You: ?

Stranger: cam on

You: yeah

You: your turn

You: show your face

Stranger: sorry

You: lo cct ya?

Stranger: already shown

You: where?

Stranger: view

You: ?

Stranger: indonesia

You: yes

You: you?

Stranger: u show

You: show what?

Stranger: face only

You: you already see our face?

Stranger: no problem shown

Stranger: show me

You: udah liat gue belom??

Stranger: wt

You: are you india??/

Stranger: no

You: where are you?

Stranger: indonesia

You: sama kaya gue

You: ahelah rebet amat

Stranger: wt

You: goblok lo bkn ny ngomong dari tadi

Stranger: pundai

You: pundai apaan?

Stranger: sunni

You: sunni apaan lagi

Stranger: show

You: udh gausah pake inggris rebet bgt

Stranger: if u shoe r not i disconnect

You: are you in indonesia?

Stranger: hey

You: what?

You: woy what?

Stranger: show ur face

You: udah goblok

You: dudullz kau

Stranger: bye

nih orang bikin gue dhela feny emosi jiwa dah wakakakakak,

3. orang india

jadi begini, feny itu terobsesi banget pengen chat omegle sama orang india. makanya itu setiap kita dapet strangers baru pasti lgsg ditanya 'are you india?' dan biasanya langsung di disconnect sama merekanya hahaha. mungkin kita dikira gila kali -__- yah gitudeh. eh taunya kita dapet orang india! lgsg deh diambil alih sama feny trus kita pura2 jadi cewek india gitu deh, jadinya belagu banget sok2 pake bahasa india padahal ngasal doang sama ngambil2 dr lagu india wkwkwkwkw. jahahahaa nih liat deh:

Stranger: how r u

You: im fine

Stranger: i m rohit badoni and ur name

You: anjani

You: anjeli

Stranger: nice name

You: thanks

Stranger: kon se state se hai aap

Stranger: mai noida se hun

You: pya de ja

Stranger: what?

You: song in kuch kuch hota hai

Stranger: oh u like it

You: yesss

You: jana sha dem

Stranger: sorrry

You: why?

Stranger: mai guess nai kar sakta ye song kon sa hai

Stranger: kya aap punjab se hai

You: se hai kya

You: hey lets speak in english

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wat do u do

You: study

You: and sleep

You: do you like kuch kuch hota hai movie?

Stranger: not much

Stranger: u have bf

You: no

You: you have gf/

You: ?

Stranger: no but i love someone

You: who

You: tell me

Stranger: we were in same class for 7 years 5th to 12th class

You: wow

You: so ? is it unrequited love?

Stranger: i did not saw her since 4.5 years

You: sorry my netbook's battery low bat

You: so i have to turn off

Stranger: its ok have a great future madam

You: zai jian,in mandarin is byeeee